Yarr!!! Shave me belly with a rusty razor!!

Sing along kids!!!

Weigh heigh and up she rises (/Hoo-ray and up she rises)
Weigh heigh and up she rises (/Patent blocks of different sizes)
Weigh heigh and up she rises
Early in the morning

Traditional verses:
What shall we do with a drunken sailor,
What shall we do with a drunken sailor,
What shall we do with a drunken sailor,
Early in the morning?
Put/chuck him in the long boat till he’s sober.
Put him in the long-boat and make him bail her.
What shall we do with a drunken soldier?
Put/lock him in the guard room ’til he gets sober.
Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him.
Pull out the plug and wet him all over
Tie him to the taffrail when she’s yardarm under
Heave him by the leg in a runnin’ bowline.
Scrape the hair off his chest with a hoop-iron razor.
Give ‘im a dose of salt and water.
Stick on his back a mustard plaster.
Keep him there and make ‘im bail ‘er.
Give ‘im a taste of the bosun’s rope-end.
What’ll we do with a Limejuice skipper?
Soak him in oil till he sprouts a flipper.
What shall we do with the Queen o’ Sheba?
What shall we do with the Virgin Mary?
Additional verses:
Shave his chin with a rusty razor.
Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
Give ‘im a hair of the dog that bit him.
Put him in the bilge and make him drink it.
Put him in bed with the captain’s daughter.

Click the ‘Anatomy of a Sailor’. Now. Immediately. Right bloody now!!! Yarrrr!